A dork went to a supermarket to get some lunch...With a sniffy nose and watery eyes, he debated what to have for lunch...The angel on his right shoulder whispered:
"Dorkster, my mate, I reckon you should go for the salad bar today.Tis is the time to eat healthy".
Heeding the good dorky angels suggestion, he dork made his way to the salad bar...Unfortunately, there was no medium sized salad bowl...So thinking that he was ill, the dork was about to get the small one when the devil on his left shoulder whispered in Mogambo's voice:
"Dorkster, you poor sick dude, go for the large one, i'm sure you'll need it for recuperating from your sickness."
Hmmmm said the dork while scratching his chin and unconsciously picking the large salad bowl. He was about to go to the green salad and fruit section when the devil on the left whispered again, this time in Nana Patekar's voice:
"Abay oye salay, kia ghaaas phoos khai ga".
The dork shuddered after hearing this. Calling the green lettuce leaves and greek salad ghaas phoos (leaves and grass) just turned him off...So, the dork moved towards potato cream salad, cole slaw, tomato and pesto pasta, mature grated cheddar cheese, cous cous and all the high calorie, artery clogging, fat inducing salad items...In the dorks head Nana Patekar's voice kept on saying: "more more more, aur zaida, bhar do"...
So, the dork ended up getting a 1500-2000 calory salad which was three time what he would have ordinarily consumed in the form of a tuna sweetcorn sandwich or a egg salad sandwich...In the end the good angel sitting on the right just said: Screw you, you pig and started his lecture on the evils of greed, gluttony and excesses
The left devil with nana patekar's voice just burped with a smirk on his face...He knew he was victorious in this tussle between the good and evil in the dorks' life :)
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