I enter my flat after 2 days away from home...Its getting so cold, like it has fallen below zero with consistently foggy breaths, frozen nose tips and chilly ears...Plus its raining ALL the time...So I enter the room and say in a very seductive yet weary voice to my flatmate: "Honeyyyy...I'm home, I'm all wet and ......" He goes: "Darling, jump into my bed...I'm all hot and ....."
I go speechless :S
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